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Ladki mere paas aayi maine dekha pakda piche se khola or daal diya Ladki bohot khush hui qki Pehli baar dalwa rahi rhi Mobile Me Sim Card

Man marries deaf Girl He writes We must fix a Code If I want SEX I ll press ur left BooB U reply by shakin my penis once for YES or 50 times for NO

Condom says to whisper buddy every months u stop my business for one week Whisper says ahh if u make a mistake one time I ll loose my business for 9 months

Lady 2 dentist Dant nikalwane se to pregnent hona achha hai Dard to kam hota hai Dentist abhi soch lo kya karwana hai fir main chair usi hisab se set karu

Aids awareness slogan Cover ur stump b4 u pump dont b silly protect ur jelly AIDS is no joke wrap b4 u poke dont be fool condomize ur tool

5 ladke 1 ladki ko zabardasti kiss kar rahe the ladki chilla rahi thi Kutto Kamino Besharmo Haramjaado Lado mat sabki baari ayegi

Sardar to wife Aaj faisla ho k rahe ga batao kis kis k sath soti ho Wife Qasam le lo ji sirf aap k sath hi soti hon baaqi sonay kahan Detey hain

Dulha suhagrat k din dulhan se is ghar me rahna hai to kanjusi kani hodi Dulhan ji phir itna tel q laga rahe ho college me to thook se kaam chala leti thi