Funny Sms

Pati Patni me kya fark hota he Pati sab baat ek kaan se sunta he Or dusre kaan se nikaal deta H Or Patni dono kaan se sunti H Or muh se nikalti H

Dil Me Jhutha Arman Nhi Rakhta Hotho Pe Jhuthi Muskan Nhi Rakhta Chahe 11Mulko Ki Police Ho Piche Par Don Kisi Ka Sms Udhar Nhi RKhtA

2bache jungle me potty kr rhe the avhanak loin aa gya 1st chotu tu dar raha hai 2nd nhi mai nahi darta 1st to sale mere kyu dho raha hai

A man praying in khumbh mela He prabhu nyay karo He prabhu nyay karo hamesha bhai bhai ko bichhadwate ho kabhi pati patni par bhi try karo

Khata nahi h chaht bhari najar ki Na dosh h baris ki is pani ka Nikla kar ghar se odhni odh ke gori Tujhpe aalam h jor jawani ka

Hasino ke chehre pe hr waqt khusi hoti h Unke labo pe hr waqt hasi chali aati h Dostopar jis hasina pe yah dil ata h Are wo kambakht pahle se hi fasi hoti h

Prem kro to kisi 1 se kro Or ho sake to kisi nek se karo Sacha prem milna bahut kathin h Kam se kam Try to har 1 pe karo

Manager whats ur qualification Santa sir I m PHD Manager shocked what do u mean by PHD Santa sir Passed Highschool With Difficulty