Santa Banta SMS

santa Yaar tune itne chote chote baal kyu katwaye santa wo yaar hajjam ke paas chhutte nahi the 3 rupye to main bola 3 rupye ka aor kaat do

Santa nurse se tumne mera dil churai hai NURSE Santa se sharmate hue Dekho maine to dil ko hath v nahi lagai hu Maine to sirf tumhari kidni churai hai

Santa nurse se tumne mera dil churai hai NURSE Santa se sharmate hue Dekho maine to dil ko hath v nahi lagai hu Maine to sirf tumhari kidni churai hai

Santu ne presure kukar kharida dusre din wapis kiya shopkeepar Q wapis kiya Santu ghar me jawan batiya hai or ye sala sitiya bajata h didwana akoda

Techr Batao ki cLass me Ladai Q Nhi Karni chahiye Santa Sir O Esliye K Kya Pata Exam Me Usi K Piche Apna Numbr Aa Jaye

Techr Tum late kyo aaye ho Santa Mumy papa lad rhe the Techr wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye santa mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha

Santa Jaldi 1 Glass Juice Do av Ladai Hone Wali H Pine Ke Bad 1 Glass Or Do Ladai Hone hi Wali H Juice Wala are Ladai Kab Hogi Santa Jab Tu Paise Mangega

SANTA yar tune jis ladki ko swiming pool me dubne se bachaya tha usne faansi laga k sucide kar li b pagal ha kya use mene hi sookhne k liye taanga tha gn